Some things are just too ridiculous to comment on, but you know me, I just can’t help it sometimes.

There’s an article in the Washington Times today: Tips for guys on how to stop raping. It’s hilarious and I think is meant with tongue –in-cheek but is poignant these days when we start seeing the rad-fem’s posting bogus statistics on rape as well as fem-splaining to men on just exactly what is appropriate or not in our general behavior.

So there’s a list of 10 tips for men.

Here’s one that made me chuckle:

3 If you pull over to help a woman whose car
has broken down, remember not to rape her.

Scenario: “I see you’re having car trouble. May I assist you as long as I remember not to rape you?”

And of course:

6 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM!
If you are not able to stop yourself from
assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with
you while you are in public.

Scenario: “Hey Bill, I’m going out to have a drink, but, you know me, I’m bound to try a rape someone. Would you tag along?”

I really like the WT author’s additional tips though:

“Do not have sex with someone if either of you have consumed alcohol or drugs at any time in the past 24 hours.”
“If you ask someone on a date and they say no, never speak to them again. You don’t want to be accused of stalking.”
“Carry legal documents with you and obtain a signature prior to each escalation of intimacy.”
“Bring a notary on your date.”
Or, easier:
“Don’t touch, kiss, or have sex with anyone. Ever.”